Everyone's favorite YT1300f light freighter a.k.a Millennium Falcon
Han Solo’s star ship, the Millennium Falcon is one of the most recognizable star ships in science fiction history. If you look at it from an actual logistician’s perspective, it’s a bunch of hooey.
The question is thus: Is the YT1300f light freighter more of a tractor trailer rig, or a cargo ship? And why is so much of the internal volume used up in unproductive space like a holo chess table, or spacious passageways.
It really doesn’t make economic sense if the internal volume is the cargo area. Han and Chewy live in there full time ‘cause they can’t make enough Imperial credits when cargo space is literally just a couple rooms the size of a pickup truck bed but their star ship is bigger than Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina. Also, why isn’t that place completely covered in Wookie hair?
Back to my point; Oh, but it’s a ‘light freighter’ they argue. What does that mean? What is its equivalent in something I can relate to? Is it similar to a food truck or a tramp freighter? If we accept the Millennium Falcon as it’s portrayed in the fiction then it might be a space going custom critical Fed Ex delivery van for small packages and envelopes.
I’m willing to bet a dollar it’s actually meant to be more like river barge. Here’s my argument.
First of all the Millennium Falcon blueprints out there on the interwebs show different variations of the Falcon's deck plans, most with an engine room in the aft end, some with bunks rooms mooshed into the meter high edges of the disk, none I’ve seen with a space toilet, but one thing they all have in common are the mandibles. The two things that protrude from the front of the Millennium Falcon are almost always called freight or cargo handling mandibles.
Secondly, that cockpit is in a lousy position for normal flight modes, unless it’s there specifically because they need to be located far off center because of… cargo!
Figure 1 Image from Wade Rico on Pinterest, https://www.pinterest.com/pin/765823111622162336/
I believe it works like this: the mandibles would clamp a long device with sci fi looking shipping containers attached to the dorsal and ventral sides like in the accompanying image. Then the crew pushes the cargo to the destination, either through normal space or hyperspace, and tries really hard not to hit something because half their view of the flight path is totally blocked by the cargo containers.
It would make sense with the big engine’s Han is always bragging about. That thing would have some horsiness under the hood. But they would most assuredly be all about torque rather than acceleration but Han also claims to be souping up his star ship, so which of us live in Star Wars for real and can find out and tell us? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Anyways, the large rectenna opposite the cockpit is obviously there so the crew can see on the left side when they’ve loaded a shipping thingy in the mandibles.
Of course, in the movies, I don’t remember seeing anything that looks like a screen showing their flight path from port side of the ship, so maybe Han cannibalized it to play video games. On the one hand as they fly the ship they really do seem to have an uncanny sense of that left side as they don’t hit things with it. Of course on the other hand, I don’t have any idea how to fly a star ship, but on the third hand [we can do that, this is science fiction you know] I do have a brain, and I can extrapolate information from a prima-fascia case and make conclusions. So that leads us to the end of this article.
I officially conclude with at least 80% confidence the Millennium Falcon is actually a cargo barge. And I wanna make a joke about picking Wookie hair out of the drains but I can’t think of a good one.